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Saturday, September 19, 2015

Star Wars Episode VII: 2015 Humor

Serving the Empire TNG: The Plug (Star Wars Humor)

The times are starting change and so is The Empire. In secret a new Death Star is emerging and Troopers 420 and 1313 are placed in new position during construction. 

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Let's Go Vote

 Hey ya know what? Big fat middle finger and FUCK YOU Hillary, Big fat middle finger and FUCK YOU Trump,... in fact the finger isn't good enough, I'm emailing them both a gif of junk wagging back and forth with the caption, "NO! And Fuck Ya Buddy". You mean to tell me I have the choice to choose between these two assholes. I saw em both on TV talkin about WHATEVER they FEEL is politics, i was thinking, Fuck! They not only sound like their coughing the same garbage, but look a like too. At first I thought this election was between Leather Face and Corey from Slipknot. All these supposed topics and non issues being tossed around is like being forced feed for 30 years plates of ripped up butt-holes for breakfast, and big ol' bowls of dicks for dinner. This is a choice!? What happened to the choice to check the box that says "No fucken way, roll again"? Or the check box that reads, "Check here to rid the parasite Washington from your country, burn down what remains and let rise from the ashes a new restored America with actual opportunities, civilian ran and represented with term limits, laws that are conditioned by the people and not the other way around and true freedom for all which means you have to deal with some things you may not like or approve of, but everyone has to tolerate your ass too. So stand up and say, "Hey! that guy's pretty weird, but are we having fucken fun or what" Goddamn Freedom!!!!.......... I'm voting for the fucken Hamburger Helper Hand....

Monday, June 29, 2015

I don't give a FUCK!

Wow, Okay. Because of some points I made in a few groups now everyone thinks I'm "Anti-Gay" which is further from the truth. I just don't see gay marriage as a win for gays, infact I don't really think it was a win for straights either. And at the end of it all, I don't think anyone "Really" cares or shouldn't considering the other more pressing problems that effect us all equally. So no I'm not putting rainbows over my picture because I honestly don't give a shit, I'm not gay, I have other more important things to worry about over anyones sexuality and I don't know why anyone can't just be who they are without a goddamn Bill Board about it. Whether your putting a dick in Chick or a Dude does not concern me, what concerns me is: Are ya keepin it real, will you hold a door if my arms are full and can you watch my back when playing Call of Duty. So how does this make me Anti-Gay and what's wrong with not giving a fuck!? I mean seriously, do any of you fuckholes really have concern on where I put my dick?

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

The truth is out there

Made a guy extremely uncomfortable during a conversation. We were talking about UFOs and the possibility of Alien life. He was convinced that we were just cattle for aliens and he feared that we would soon be mass harvested, (didn't say the guy seemed credible, just BSin) when it came down to him saying, "Well you understand, your human." then I replied, "Well, you are what you eat right?" and smiled. He suddenly had a bus to catch and I could go back to listening to my music.

Friday, March 13, 2015

What does that even mean?

So someone tried to stump me with this on one of the forums I'm active in. I didn't find it particularly challenging, but I played anyway and answered with the correct 4-Digit answer. The guy then responded, "Figures, all atheists know is numbers"........... I haven't responded back yet, cause I'm very confused. What does that mean?....... maybe he's right. 

Thursday, March 12, 2015

Serving The Empire New Poster

New Poster for the new Serving the Empire TNG Coming this Summer

Trooper 420 is back in his continuing saga Serving the Empire. After a demotion he finds him self working in the famous Reactor Room with a new work mate and co-workers. Expect to see more pop-culture favs stopping by and some new foes.  

Thursday, January 29, 2015

DipShit Awards #1

So I was chatting with this guy in a forum, just sharing ideas about space travel. This chic then gets involved in our convo, No prob, she's obviously not on our level with the understanding, but not rude. I began talking about The Rosetta mission and what has been discovered so far from the comet. She then started to try and convince us that "We can't send anything outside of earth's orbit until we're able to achieve light travel" ... WTF!! So we began to explain to her the long history of that not being true, still just sharing info. She felt we were being rude, and started being a little bitch about it, go figure right, typical of those without a penis.. So we started posting links like crazy, and she was getting way outta hand.... one thing that set her off, was when she said something like, "You guys are way sci-fi, next your gonna say people are going to be able to fly." Which I replied, "Hum, well we can.... we do it everyday using these magic chariots called jet airplanes." ...... and then she said, "I know about airplanes dumb-ass, that's how I got to Texas. Everyone knows about flying moron!" <----- Wtf is that!? I'm really...... well fuck I don't know, but that was fuckin stupid. We then started to ignore her continuing on with our conversation..... until she posted this. it was a link to one of those we've never been to the moon sites plus extra we're stupid for space bonus bullshit, and she said, "We can't even make it to our own moon. We can't send any craft out into space because it would require power, and it would have to carry a ridiculous about of fuel payload...." She then said, I mean really said, "You can't just shut that shit off in space,......(rewind)..... You can't just shut that shit off in space......, it needs power. So goodluck fags, hope your Star Trek thing works. Maybe some day we'll actually get something to the moon." .......... So I replied, "Hey Bitch! Someday we're gonna put a rover on mars!"