Friday, January 17, 2014
Wednesday, January 15, 2014
Time for another "Tales from Phoenix Transit"
So I was on my way to work this morning on the bus, and there was these two older "African American" (Being PC is such shit!) women talking loudly about about Obama.
Each word was hitting me in the back of the head like a sledge hammer.They were using terms like, "Hero" (ouch), "Savior" (Ahh it hurts so much), and "A True American" (Common I'm coughing up blood here!).
Finally the one woman said, "He's like the second coming of Christ" ........ I could be silent no more and spit out, "Well I've got the nails if you guys have the wood!"
They whipped their heads towards me, giving me those old black woman crazy eyes. "What hell is wrong with you?", one asked.
I replied, "Your right, a metal cross and blots would be more effective."
There was a symphony of gasps and sighes, and I was the conductor, pleased with my performance yet civilized enough to hold my celebration.
"You racist asshole, get off the bus you pecker wood son-a-bitch.." the other woman yelled at me.
Racist!? I couldn't understand that, anti-Christian sure, but that's only cause I'm a cool guy. I would "Never" do anything "Racist" and I wasn't.
I looked around and other people were confused about it too. There was another black guy on the bus looking around as if to say, "Wait, I missed it, am I supposed to be Black Guy pissed here or something?"
"Okay, well it looks like I made a mistake and got on the city short bus, late" I said before I got off, leaving the black women mad for being racist on some "Black God" level that no one else could comprehend. They were just a couple of low-class ignorant people, I wish there was a word or a term for that..........
Tuesday, January 14, 2014
That's right, chihuahua theft auto. Earlier this month Tabitha Ormaechea from Washington found herself in a unique situation when a car seemed to drive in her by it self. But a second glance reveals the 4 legged road rager.
Ormaechea told KREM-TV that she didn't see anyone in the car. She was shocked to discover a chihuahua at the wheel.
"Just a little dog up on the steering wheel peeking over, looking at me." she said, "I didn't know if I was crazy, or if this little dog had taken a joyride." Continue Reading...
Driving chihuahua hits another car
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Monday, January 13, 2014
Friday, January 10, 2014
Tuesday, January 7, 2014
Monday, January 6, 2014
It's hard being an older woman now-a-days, especially when you don't have your beer.
68-year-old Rosie Pate was arrested and taken into custody Wednesday night after she called 911 seeking "police assistance in getting a beer."
It was a simple request really, but an illegal one. Continue Reading..