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Friday, January 17, 2014

Teacher asked girls for topless pics

FRUITA, Colo. — A Colorado junior high school teacher has been accused of asking female students to send him topless photos.

Randy Majors, 58, was arrested this week on eight felony counts related to sexual exploitation of children in western Colorado, according to court records. He was released Thursday on $20,000 bond.

Police began investigating in November after a mother told police she found a Facebook message from the teacher asking her 16-year-old daughter to send nude pictures without telling anyone.
Shortly afterward, Majors turned over his laptop to Fruita police, according to an arrest warrant affidavit. He also acknowledged asking several girls for pictures, the warrant said.

Fruita police records identify at least four teenage girls who exchanged messages with Majors, including a 17-year-old who sent a picture of herself wearing a tank top.

Majors continued to ask for topless photos days after police took his computer and questioned him about the allegations, the warrant said.

Majors could not be located for comment Friday. Court records did not indicate that he has an attorney. He was arrested Tuesday. Continue Reading...

Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Misc Funny

Tales from Phoenix Transit

Time for another "Tales from Phoenix Transit"

So I was on my way to work this morning on the bus, and there was these two older "African American" (Being PC is such shit!) women talking loudly about about Obama.

Each word was hitting me in the back of the head like a sledge hammer.They were using terms like, "Hero" (ouch), "Savior" (Ahh it hurts so much), and "A True American" (Common I'm coughing up blood here!).  

Finally the one woman said, "He's like the second coming of Christ" ........ I could be silent no more and spit out, "Well I've got the nails if you guys have the wood!"

They whipped their heads towards me, giving me those old black woman crazy eyes. "What hell is wrong with you?", one asked.

I replied, "Your right, a metal cross and blots would be more effective."

There was a symphony of gasps and sighes, and I was the conductor, pleased with my performance yet civilized enough to hold my celebration.

"You racist asshole, get off the bus you pecker wood son-a-bitch.." the other woman yelled at me.

Racist!? I couldn't understand that, anti-Christian sure, but that's only cause I'm a cool guy. I would "Never" do anything "Racist" and I wasn't.

I looked around and other people were confused about it too. There was another black guy on the bus looking around as if to say, "Wait, I missed it, am I supposed to be Black Guy pissed here or something?"

"Okay, well it looks like I made a mistake and got on the city short bus, late" I said before I got off, leaving the black women mad for being racist on some "Black God" level that no one else could comprehend. They were just a couple of low-class ignorant people, I wish there was a word or a term for that..........

Tuesday, January 14, 2014

Driving chihuahua hits another car

 A Spokane woman says a small dog drove into her car while she was stopped at a red light.

That's right, chihuahua theft auto. Earlier this month Tabitha Ormaechea from Washington found herself in a unique situation when a car seemed to drive in her by it self. But a second glance reveals the 4 legged road rager.

Ormaechea told KREM-TV that she didn't see anyone in the car. She was shocked to discover a chihuahua at the wheel.

"Just a little dog up on the steering wheel peeking over, looking at me." she said, "I didn't know if I was crazy, or if this little dog had taken a joyride." Continue Reading...

Driving chihuahua hits another car 

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Monday, January 6, 2014

68-year-old woman calls 911 for beer

Memphis police say they arrested a grandmother last week after she called 911 for beer.

It's hard being an older woman now-a-days, especially when you don't have your beer.

68-year-old Rosie Pate was arrested and taken into custody Wednesday night after she called 911 seeking "police assistance in getting a beer."

It was a simple request really, but an illegal one. Continue Reading..