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Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Happy New Year


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Marijuana Spaghetti



1/2 pound ground beef
1/2 small onion, chopped
2 teaspoons minced garlic
1 small can tomato paste
1 (28 ounce) diced or stewed tomatoes
3-4 teaspoons basil
3-4 teaspoons oregano
1 tsp. garlic powder
2-3 tbls. Marijuana butter
salt to taste
(Note that the above is for homemade sauce. You can use a jar of store bought and just add the butter to it. Has to be real butter pot butter because margarine butter is water based and will make the sauce thin.)
So brown your ground beef until cooked. Add all ingredients except butter. Bring to a boil and simmer 20 mins or until desired consistency. Add butter, stir until melted, and serve over noodles.

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Green Bean Weed Casserole



Ingredients:
2 medium onions
1 tablespoon olive oil
1/2 cup bread crumbs
3 tablespoons marijuana butter
1/2 teaspoon minced garlic
1/4 teaspoon ground nutmeg
3 tablespoons all-purpose flour
1 cup chicken stock
1 cup half and half
1 pound fresh green beans

Directions:

Preheat the oven to 375°F. Cut onions into the thinnest slices possible. Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium heat. Cook the onions until they are deep brown and caramelized. Toss caramelized onions with bread crumbs.

Heat the marijuana butter in a large skillet over medium-low heat. Add garlic, pepper, and nutmeg and cook, stirring, for another minute. Sprinkle the flour over the pan and cook, stirring for another couple minutes. Mix in chicken stock and bring to a simmer. Stir in half and half. Cook, stirring often, until mixture thickens. Remove skillet from heat and stir in one-fourth of the onion/bread crumb mixture along with the green beans. Spray a 1 1/2 quart baking dish with cooking spray and fill three-fourths full with the bean mixture. Spread remaining onion/bread crumb mixture over the top of the pan. Bake, uncovered, for about 45 minutes or until mixture is bubbly and the top has browned.

Friday, December 27, 2013

Man arrested for allegedly ‘humping’ a sandwich shop window

A Washington man is now facing indecent exposure charges after he exposed himself and humped the window of a local sandwich shop.

Imagine yourself enjoying a Philly Cheese Stake, when suddenly a man outside drops his pants and starts making love to the window. It's scary to think about, but it was a reality some Seattle employees had to face in late October.

36-year-old Lydell Coleman allegedly dropped his pants and then pushed his genitals against the window of a Sub Shop in Seattle Continue Reading...

Wednesday, December 25, 2013

Jesus!






Kidnappers demand Playstation for life

A man and woman were arrested in Las Vegas after they allegedly bound a woman and held her for over six hours. The pair threatened to kill the woman if someone didn't bring them a Playstation system.

Well the economy is apparently worse than everyone thought, we live in a world where people are taking hostages for gaming consoles. One Las Vegas woman found out exactly how dangerous gamers can be.

According to the Las Vegas Sun, Christopher Hunter and Rosa Garcia allegedly kidnapped a 30-year-old woman and hold her hostage for over six hours. Continue Reading...

Kidnappers demand Playstation for life 

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Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Happy Holidays

It's days like this holiday that really makes me step back to think about what I'm really thankful for, and I'd like to share it with all of you. I am thankful for my loving family and friends who support me and make me a better person for knowing them. I am thankful for my amazing Son who has become a good partner in crime, lol :). I'm also thankful for my son's mother who I have an incredible friendship with that has allowed us both to be there for our son. I am thankful to all the men and women who served our country by murdering thousands of Native Americans, and sticking em into little camps so that I can enjoy a sunny Thanksgiving in Arizona as I get drunk and dance in the phantom of their blood. I am thankful for Ariel Rebel who allows me to view pictures of her beautiful pussy on the internet,......and fap to them. I am thankful for Guns N' Roses, they got me laid my first time and they don't even know it, fucken magical. I am thankful to all those random female strangers that I dry humped on Mill Ave back in 99', or was that 98'? Whatever, thanks bitches. I am thankful for Jesse Jackson, who proves that we can have a Jar Jar Binks in politics. I am thankful for the men who dropped two bombs on Japan, which has resulted in us getting Playstation.... We just need to drop one more to rid us of Anime, it may result in more unblured porn. I am thankful for religious people and liberals, because I always enjoy a good laugh.... and winning evey argument is always good. I am thankful for that first guy who smoked weed and said, "We might have something here". I am also thankful for lip stick Lesbians.... But I am most thankful for doggie style, without it my son would not be here and I couldn't reflect on what I was thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving.

Denver decriminalizes marijuana for young adults



Young adults between the ages of 18 and 21 are getting a break in Denver. City Council recently decriminalized possession of up to an ounce of marijuana for young adults.

Last week the Denver City Council passed a measure to decriminalize marijuana possession of up to an ounce for those between 18 and 21. This action gives related petty non-violent offenders a second chance, and helps continue to cut down on overall crime in Colorado.

The penalty now for possessing an ounce or less is $150 for a first offense, $500 for a second offense and $999 for every offense after. Individuals possessing still must be at least 1,000 feet from schools.
Prior to the measure, Violators faced steep fines, probation and up to a year in jail.

The world is indeed taking it's progressive steps towards common sense marijuana laws.

Alex 'DJ' Webb

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Husband sues wife for being ugly, wins $120,000

Northern Chinese resident Jian Feng divorced and sued his wife for $120,000 and won! The story goes that Mr. Feng was deeply in love with his beautiful wife until they had a baby girl.

Feng was horrified at how ugly the baby was and demanded to know who his wife had cheated on him with because the baby resembled neither of the parents

As it turns out, his wife didn’t cheat, but did gloss over the fact that she had spent $100,000 on intense plastic surgery to severely change how she looked before she met him. It’s the kind of thing that can slip your mind on the first date. After his wife revealed this to him, Feng took the only right-minded course of action and divorced and sued her, claiming that she got him to marry her under false pretenses. The false pretense presumably being that she was good looking. Incredibly, the (presumably male) judge sympathized with Feng and he won $120,000 in the case.

He won the amount he requested, $120,000 while his now divorced wife had spent $100,000 on extensive plastic surgeries by apparently very gifted South Korean surgeons.

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Star Wars Humor

Serving The Republic 2

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"I Believe I Can Fly"

The clones are back, and this time Indi, Cartman, and Bill and Ted Stop By. Plus, an Intro by Janga Fett Bitches.... Enjoy!