It's days like this holiday that really makes me step back to think about what I'm really thankful for, and I'd like to share it with all of you. I am thankful for my loving family and friends who support me and make me a better person for knowing them. I am thankful for my amazing Son who has become a good partner in crime, lol :). I'm also thankful for my son's mother who I have an incredible friendship with that has allowed us both to be there for our son. I am thankful to all the men and women who served our country by murdering thousands of Native Americans, and sticking em into little camps so that I can enjoy a sunny Thanksgiving in Arizona as I get drunk and dance in the phantom of their blood. I am thankful for Ariel Rebel who allows me to view pictures of her beautiful pussy on the internet,......and fap to them. I am thankful for Guns N' Roses, they got me laid my first time and they don't even know it, fucken magical. I am thankful to all those random female strangers that I dry humped on Mill Ave back in 99', or was that 98'? Whatever, thanks bitches. I am thankful for Jesse Jackson, who proves that we can have a Jar Jar Binks in politics. I am thankful for the men who dropped two bombs on Japan, which has resulted in us getting Playstation.... We just need to drop one more to rid us of Anime, it may result in more unblured porn. I am thankful for religious people and liberals, because I always enjoy a good laugh.... and winning evey argument is always good. I am thankful for that first guy who smoked weed and said, "We might have something here". I am also thankful for lip stick Lesbians.... But I am most thankful for doggie style, without it my son would not be here and I couldn't reflect on what I was thankful for. Happy Thanksgiving.