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Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Man faces charges for growing cannabis for ill wife

A Florida man is facing charges and possible prison time for growing medical strength cannabis for his severally ill wife.

Robert and Cathy Jordan have been medical marijuana activists for almost 20 years, fighting for patients rights after Cathy was diagnosed in 1986 with amyotrophic lateral sclerosis, or more commonly known as Lou Gehrig’s disease.

The couple had tried everything to treat Cathy's illness, and as she got worse they decided to try a more controversial approach, medical marijuana.

“If there was something else I could use, I would use it,” Robert said. “She has used everything they tried to prescribe to her, but nothing works.”

Except the cannabis did, and the Jordan's finally had some hope for their future. Robert began growing high quality cannabis at home for his wife's personal use. Cathy was originally given only about five years to live, but using medical marijuana to treat her illness she has prolonged life almost 20 years.

But Central Florida News 13 reports that sheriff’s deputies raided the couples home last month seizing over 20 marijuana plants, grow equipment and what was left of Cathy's personal medical supply. Now Robert is facing illegal drug charges which include a possible 5 years in prison, all this because he wanted to care for his wife.

“It’s no different than them coming into your house and kicking in your front door and taking your cancer medication,” said Robert. “This is life and death for us. If she doesn’t have it, she starts getting sick. Now what am I supposed to do?” Continue Reading...

Friday, March 8, 2013

Christian Woman

 "I once saw our lord Jesus Christ in my glass of coffee, and I knew it was going to be a blessed day,"..... This is something some middle aged fuck tard threw at me today when I was just trying to get to work without dealing with something... i don't know.... stupid. Let me rewind a little to share the interesting start to my day. So there I was at the bus stop between buses on the way to work in my dress clothes including tie. I was also wearing socks by the way.

 An older woman with a young boy walks up and sits down at the bus stop. She takes in a deep breath and says, "I love the rain, what a blessing from god". I just smiled casually ignoring her while thinking to myself, "Yeah, just fuck nature and all. It was some magical creator that pulled a greatest disappearing act that even Bobby Fischer is envious of."

 "His work sure is something isn't it," She said, "Praise Him!" Then her child repeated, "Praise him".

Right away I knew I was in the presence of a cult leader, and I considered contacting Kevin Bacon. However It finally looked like things were becoming quite again and I was able go back to thinking about internet porn, red meat and punching the President in the face..... with a car or small business,.... but no, she wasn't done yet.

 She went on to tell me about her husband who was a minister of some branch of God fearing church cult, and he died of AIDS in the 90s, and it was part of God's plan... yada yada yada. "Why can't this bitch Shut Up, and just go do something in a kitchen somewhere far away from me?" I thought. I was biting my lip so hard that I was afraid some goth vampire kid was going to come up and start licking my chin.

"Ya know, I once saw our lord Jesus Christ in my glass of coffee, and I knew it was going to be a blessed day, and know what? It was" she coughed up.

"Well that certainly is bizarre, i gotta tell ya." I replied.

"Oh not at all, It was his way of letting me know that he was thinking about me."

My eye's couldn't roll any deeper, "You guys must be close."

"Oh yes, yes...So what are your feelings about Jesus and God?"

She just had to ask, "Well they're popular, and more famous then Brad Pitt, so that's something."

"hum, well you joke now, but we all will stand before him one day."

 At that moment I couldn't help thinking about heaven being the "Price is Right" and God was the host as St. Peter was telling everyone to "Come on Down!", "Ya, I hope I win a new car, or IPAD".
Things got silent again as we both looked down the road for the bus, "Now is my time," I thought, "Quick think about two hot twin sisters making out"..... but she couldn't leave well enough alone.

"We're on our way to the church, I teach typing to seniors. So what do you do for a living?"

I looked over at her with a plain expression, "I kill people for a living. I'm a hit man." I just stood there looking at her.

The sudden disturbed fear in her face was priceless, then I leaned over towards her, "Don't worry, no women, no children."

Nothing else was said after that.

True Story.