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Wednesday, December 26, 2012

Marijuana stores banned in Douglas County

Marijuana maybe legal in Colorado for all adults, but good luck finding a place to purchase your cannabis in some counties. Douglas County just became the first county to out right ban commercial pot operations, and others are considering to follow.
According to the Denver Post, anti-marijuana communities are taking action against commercial marijuana shops in their county. Douglas County is the first to quickly decide against stores opening their doors in the community. The ban on recreational marijuana businesses will take effect Thursday regardless of the new law and the money generated by cannabis businesses.
"That's a revenue source that we're not interested in having here," said Douglas County spokeswoman Wendy Holmes.
Holmes also added that a board did consider the financial benefits of pot shops, but continued against them anyway. Douglas County residents voted against marijuana measures four times in the past 12 years, including Amendment 64 which makes it legal for all adults over 21 in the state to possess up to an ounce of marijuana.
The measure lost in the county 54 percent to 46 percent Continue Reading...

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

7-year-old uses medical marijuana to ease chemo

A 7-year-old Portland girl battling leukemia gets some extra help with her fight using a controversial method of treatment, medical marijuana.

7-year-old Mykayla Comstock was diagnosed with leukemia last year, and as can be expected, she's had a hard year. Mykayla's doctors have been treating her condition with chemotherapy which is a known effective treatment for her illness. However the treatment has horrible side effects such as pain, loss of hunger and nausea to name a few. So Mykayla's mother made a very hard decision to try something else to combat the chemo treatments.
According to the San Francisco Chronicle, Erin Purchase (Mykayla's mother) signed the child up for Oregon's medical marijuana program in hopes to ease the side effects of the chemotherapy, and Mykayla is now one of Portland's youngest patients. Purchase treats the suffering girl with a gram of cannabis oil daily, and she reports the drug is effective on Mykayla's symptoms.

Purchase and her boyfriend (caretaker) who grows the marijuana for the patients, both administer the cannabis oil to the little girl everyday. Mykayla says the cannabis helps her eat regularly and sleep at night.

"It helps me sleep," Mykayla said. "The chemotherapy makes you feel like you want to stay up all night long."

Purchase herself has had effective experiences with medical marijuana in the past, not only is she a patient, but she believes medical cannabis saved her stepfather's life who suffered from skin cancer. But Mykayla's birth father is not as optimistic as her mother about the treatment.

The father, Jesse Comstock from North Dakota, has expressed concern about the effects the drug may have on Mykayla's brain development. Comstock was disturbed after an August visit he had with his daughter. He said she didn't seem like herself at all and seemed to have no energy.

"She was stoned out of her mind," said Comstock. "All she wanted to do was lay on the bed and play video games."  Continue Reading...

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Lady Gaga shows her support by lighting up a joint in Amsterdam

At a recent concert in Amsterdam, pop music mega star Lady Gaga sparks up a joint on stage stating that marijuana has changed her life. She says cannabis has helped her cut down on heavy alcohol consumption.

During her recent performance in the Dutch city, Lady Gaga took some time to light up a joint that was tossed onstage by fans. Pre-rolled joints showered the pop star and fellow performers during ‘Born This Way’ which triggered her to share a joint with her entourage and talk seriously about marijuana.

“I want you to know it has totally changed my life and I’ve really cut down on drinking. It has been a totally spiritual experience for me with my music. It’s like saying everybody needs to take a breath and it’s going to be OK,” Lady Gaga stated.

She continued to say that marijuana has a divine purpose in helping her cope with her fast-paced life... Continue Reading...

Monday, September 10, 2012

Cannabis chewing gum!?

Coming this October approved medical marijuana patients will be able to get quick relief with a chewing gum containing Dronabinol (THC). Now patients will have the option of blowing bubbles rather then clouds of smoke.

The new marijuana gum is called Can Chew, and it's being developed by a Can Chew Technologies in San Diego and Medical Marijuana Inc. The new cannabis gum is one of an array of new medical marijuana products such as baked goods, candies and even honeys expected to hit dispensaries next mouth in states with medically approved marijuana laws.

Can Chew will help those patients with health conditions such as chronic pain, nausea, appetite loss, cancer sufferers and multiple sclerosis, receive quick relief by absorbing the medication through the lining of the mouth. When the gum is chewed, it releases particles of Dronabinol into the oral mucosa for speedy relief, and much safer then smoking. Continue Reading...

Friday, September 7, 2012

Choose your Zombie Survival Team

Man asks officer to find his marijuana

Police pull over two young men in a pre-hurricane traffic stop, and smell a strong Oder of marijuana. That's when the passenger asks officers if they could find their bag of weed which was dropped earlier at a nearby levee.
Kenner Police stopped two young men near businesses that were closed due to the coming of Hurricane Isaac. The vehicle didn't have a valid registration sticker, but this routine traffic stop was anything but ordinary.

According to the Times-Picayune, the officer smelled marijuana when he approached the vehicle of 18-year-old Chad Nicholson who was driving, and his passenger 21-year-old Jason Ray Sr. After Nicholson was unable to provide a driver's license, he allegedly told the officer that they had been smoking marijuana and they had more, but he wasn't sure where.

Ray then said there was about an ounce under a seat, but when police inspected the car there no no marijuana to be found. That's when Ray allegedly said to the officer, "I hope it didn't fall out of my lap when I got out of the car by the levee. Can you go get my weed?"

He then told police were he had exited the car by a nearby levee, and just where he said it was, is where officers found almost an ounce of marijuana.

Both Chad Nicholson and Jason Ray Sr were arrested for possessing marijuana, and possession with intent to distribute. Nicholson was also arrested for driving without a license and with an expired tag.

Let this be a lesson of what not to do when pulled over by police. Practice your rights, and just remain silent.

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Tuesday, September 4, 2012

New pro marijuana documentary hints at police state

The next installment of the pro marijuana series WeedGeist takes a new direction implementing a growing police state in the Untied States, and we the people just might be the ones funding our own demise.

The series, by the local Arizona group Deceptive Studioz, isn't just about the push for medical marijuana in America, but for complete decriminalization of cannabis and hemp. However the film does touch on the need to provide marijuana for suffering patients, but it's focus expands well outside just medical means.
This installment named "WeedGeist: Prison State", outline how some states such as Arizona, uses arrests, incarcerations and the court system to fund resources and services for the state. It suggests that state governments illegally and immorally rely on creating criminals and harder criminals from petty offenses to line the pockets of officials, fund more imprisonments and provide services to rich voters.

"WeedGeist: Prison State is the sequel to the controversial and informative documentary WeedGeist. This installment goes beyond the necessary reasons to legalize marijuana, Continue Reading....

Saturday, September 1, 2012

Why So Stupid!?

I see so many people being Gothic little emo faggots online on a constant basis, and when it comes down to it, their stupid little bitches are ones that I pray to have. If I were to share my worries and air out my real concerns and what I consider my trivial bitches about my own life online, a thousand would kill themselves by my words alone. Maybe more should just keep their little Miley  Cyrus bitches to them selves and grow the fuck up and not spend so much time online griping about their chosen "my chemical romance" life style, and step up and speak out about real issues rather then non issues. So much time pointing out James Holmes, but not enough on Ron Paul's message.....   Everyone has become the goth kids from South Park, complaining about everyone else while being everyone else talking around the logic rather then discussing the means and pointing out the real logic of all of our demise. Why claim to be individual while being everyone? It makes me sick! Did Lady Gaga really have that much of an impact on reality, or are we all just making issues around the real problems so that we can keep our nice sparkling little shits, like our cell phones?  Someone was just raped and murdered today over a crack rock, Ron Paul gave up on freedom as everyone else cared about backing the federal governments illegal involvement in states rights, a child was neglected because someone wanted to care about Obama being black rather then then the fact that he destroys American values, and others care about poor immigrants while our own vets are hungry in the streets..... I wish I could point out the app that could explain that to everyone. Yet here we still bitch about Clint Eastwood, Fuck you! 

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

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Let's Make Dinner!

 Lets Cook Dinner
Pot Meat Balls
What We’ll Need:

2 tablespoons butter
1/2 small onion, minced
1.5 pounds of ground round beef (85% lean)
1 egg yolk
1/4 cup heavy cream
1 tablespoon salt
Few grinds black pepper
1 teaspoon ground allspice
7-10 grams of high-grade cannabis or 14 grams of reggie bush, ground into a fine powder
1.5 pieces white bread, crust removed, torn and soaked in whole milk


2 tablespoons butter
2 tablespoons flour
3 cups chicken stock
Salt and freshly ground black pepper
1/2 cup heavy cream
1 to 2 tablespoons blackberry jam
1/4 cup chopped parsley leaves (optional)
Lingonberry jam, for serving (optional)
This recipe makes about 30 meatballs.


Preheat the oven to 275 degrees F.
Place the powdered cannabis on a cookie sheet spread out in an even, thin layer and bake for 20 minutes. Once done baking cool cannabis to room temperature.
Increase the heat of the oven to 300 degrees F.
Melt 1 tablespoon of the butter in a large saute pan over medium heat. Add the onion and cook until translucent. Remove the onion to a plate and cool. Wipe out the pan with a paper towel.
In a large mixing bowl, combine the ground meat, egg yolk, heavy cream and onion. Add salt, pepper, allspice and cannabis. Squeeze excess milk from the bread and add it to the bowl. Mix gently with your hands or wooden spoon.
With a bowl of cold water standing by, form meatballs about 1-inch across. Dip your fingers in cold water, from time to time, to keep the meat from sticking to your hands.
Melt the remaining butter in the saute pan and once the foam has subsided add a layer of meatballs. Do not overcrowd the pan. Shake the pan once in awhile, to keep the meatballs round. Brown all of the meatballs, in batches, removing them to a large oven safe dish (like a cake pan) when cooked. Put the dish in the oven for about 20-25 minutes, being careful not to overcook them.

Note: you may need to wipe out the pan between batches as it can get kind of gnarly.

To make the sauce: Pour off most of the fat from the skillet and return it to the heat. Add 2 tablespoons of butter and swirl it around to coat the pan. Sprinkle in the flour, and stir with a wooden spoon or whisk to dissolve the flour into the fat. Pour in the chicken stock, and stir to loosen the bits from the bottom of the pan. Simmer, stirring, until the liquid is reduced and the mixture starts to thicken to a sauce. Season with salt and pepper, to taste. Lower the heat and stir in the cream and the blackberry jam. Add the meatballs to the sauce. Simmer on low until the sauce thickens slightly and the meatballs are heated through, 15 to 20 minutes. Sprinkle with chopped parsley.
To serve, spoon a couple of meatballs onto each plate along with a few spoonfuls of sauce, and serve with the lingonberry jam on the side. Fan-fucking-tastic!


This recipe is the basis for a lot of recipes on and off this list.  If you have cannabutter you can pretty much add it to anything that uses butter and get it there.
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Sunday, August 12, 2012

WeedGeist: Prison State

WeedGeist: Prison State is the sequel to the controversial and informative documentary Weedgeist. This installment goes beyond the necessary reasons to legalize marijuana, and shows the absolutely necessary evidence to completely legalize medical marijuana and end the punishment of patients who need it. Then it show how state and federal governments use incarcerations to fund tyranny of the American people.

But the Fight doesn't end with these documentaries, nor is Weedgeist its self a movement. The Movement is freedom, and the place is The United States, the army is all of us. Please join our movement by blogging, by sharing information, by exercising your rights, by fighting back against tyranny and by never submitting our your knees.

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Alex Webb

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Monday, July 16, 2012

A New Super Hero

Here's a new comedy short by us.

Here's a new short we did. A small occurrence leads one man to think he has become a super hero. Music by Dan-O at, Enjoy!

Wednesday, June 27, 2012

The Big Lebowski 2 is confirmed for 2015

It's not video game news, however this is huge news for the culture. The sequel to the 1998 cult classic The Big Lebowski will begin filming sometime this October, and die hard fans of the first film can't wait.

"The Dude" returns with his bowling partner Walter, and this time their on a quest to save the bowling alley from being turned into a parking garage.

Jeff Bridges and John Goodman return as America's favorite bowlers, The Dude and Walter Sobchak. They receive the bad news that their bowling alley will be closing in a week to make room for a parking garage. The garage is being erected by the corrupt land owner Bavarian Illuminati played by Bill Murray.

Walter and The Dude team up with bowling enemy Jesus Quintana (John Turturro) to head to Washington to seek out The Dude’s only son Mark Lebowski (Jesse Eisenberg) to get help saving their bowling alley. Mark Lebowski is the youngest congressman in the history of the United States at 18-years-old, and he's not so quick to help dad with his dilemma tho. Continue Reading...

Monday, June 11, 2012

Tommy Chong to treat cancer with cannabis oil

Actor, activist and comedian Tommy Chong has annouced he has stage one cancer. He plans to of course treat his condition with cannabis.

Star of the famous comedy group Cheech & Chong, 74-year-old Tommy Chong has fought for marijuana rights for decades. Now the comedian sadly has one more reason to continue fighting for the legalization of cannabis, he has been diagnosed with stage one prostate cancer.

"I've got prostate cancer, and I'm treating it with hemp oil, and with cannabis. So legalizing marijuana means more to me than just being able to smoke a joint without being arrested," he said.

In an interview with CNN Chong said he will be ingesting the cannabis oil because he no longer smokes marijuana. He also added he will be using it at night so he wouldn't be "Woozy" during the day.

During the three years he was of "Drugs", Chong began noticing health problems."I knew it had nothing to do with cannabis. Cannabis is a cure."

Tommy Chong to treat cancer with cannabis oil - Phoenix Cannabis Culture |

Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Teenager turns in parents for marijuana

 A respected married couple was arrested for growing marijuana after their teenage son reports them to the police.

Are you aware of what your children are being taught in schools? Reports are showing that it's more then academics and P.E., our kids are literally being taught to spy and report in their parents.

News Flash 420 reported on public schools encouraging children to watch for criminal activity and suspicious behavior at home, and reported this and the addition of kids being taught to report their parents for using to much water and energy. This may seem unlikely, however the number of children turning in mom and dad is on the rise, and it's working as well as it did for the Nazi's.

Now one Pennsylvania couple finds out the hard way that there maybe some truth to these rumors. 45-year-old Caren Shanfield and her husband 49-year-old Francis Joseph Medvedik are facing charges of manufacturing a controlled substance, possession of a controlled substance, criminal conspiracy and endangering the welfare of a child, after their 15-year-old son contacted police, NBC 10 News reported.

The teen reported to authorities that his parents were growing marijuana, he then invited police into their home and showed them the pot plants growing in the basement of their home. Police then arrested Shanfield and Medvedik on the drug charges and confiscated 18 pot plants and all the growing equipment. Neighbors are shocked.

"They're being painted as pot parents, they are not." neighbor Claire Kelly said.

Shanfield and Medvedik had no prior criminal record and were employed respectively as a chiropractor and a software engineer. The loving couple has five kids, friends and neighbors say they are excellent parents who are good providers and awesome neighbors. Now this one drug charge is about to end all of that. Their careers and child custody is now at stake over a non-harmful and nonaddictive recreational substance.

The couple was released on $100,000 bail and are expected in court June 8.

The prohibition of marijuana just might have taken two more valuable members of society, and turned them into two more criminals. Yay for the "War on Drugs" for taking two more respectful middle class people off the streets and bring them down to a crackheads level.

Teenager turns in parents for marijuana

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Dude, Cows crash party, drink beer

 Boxford, Mass- Loose cows terrorize a small back yard party Sunday, and start drinking all their beer.
An innocent group of young adults were celebrating their youth in a harmless get-together with some beers. They assembled in the back yard of a dear friend, then suddenly the unthinkable happened.

A herd of angry and thirsty cows bust in on the party, they scare off guests in thuggish demeanor. The cows then began knocking over beers and drinking them off the table top with no regard for people whom paid for said beer. Fortunately a local police officer was near by, and he witnessed the horrifying event.

Boxford police Lt. James Riter spotted the mob of cows gathering in the front yard of the parties location. He started driving towards the suspicious herd when they ran for the back yard crashing the party. Riter could hear the cry's and the screaming of the mortified young adults.

Riter ran after the cows and witnessed them lapping up beer from the table and recycle bin, and he then detained the criminal cows. Their owner was contacted, and the reckless cows were herded back home. 
But memory of the beer shed will remain in minds of those guests and Lt. James Riter.

We will never forget.

Dude, Cows crash party, drink beer - Phoenix Cannabis Culture |

Man ties up girl to play video games

 Sometimes it's hard being a hardcore gamer, especially when the TV is a shared one. One little girl learns the hard way not to come between a gamer and his game when a Sarasota man takes matters into his own hands.

All 27-year-old Heath Howe wanted to do was play some video games, and he didn't feel it was to much to ask for a relaxing Wednesday in the "Virtual Realm". However a little girl was out to ruin Howe's afternoon by hogging the TV to watch cartoons. Seems like kids just have to get everything their own way now-a-days, and Howe was just about fed up with that.

He grabbed a rope and tied up the 4-year-old girl leaving her in the kitchen (giving her a taste of her own medicine).  As if he wasn't having a bad enough day, the police were called after the girls mother returned home, and Howe was arrested.

Heath Howe now faces a child abuse charge for tying up the 4-year-old. The Sarasota County Sheriff's Office reports the little girl had bruises and rope marks on her arms and legs, and she had been tied up in the kitchen until her mother and a friend returned home from the gym. She told deputies that Howe tied her up on previous occasions to play video games. 

Howe was released from jail Friday on a $100,000 bail and awaiting court.

He still has not been able to simply play his game. Don't allow this to happen to you, don't tie up little kids, bribe them instead.

Man ties up girl to play video games - Phoenix Video Game |

Minecraft pocket edition downloaded almost 2 million times

 Minecraft has become extremely popular after becoming a huge success on the PC. The game became an instant indie sensation, Minecraft is create your own world, or build-'em-up game that allows players to make their own world using patterned blocks and various items. Players can then share their world online and invite others to play.

Minecraft's huge success isn't much of a surprise, in a world of uncreative films, TV, music and repetitive video games, it's nice to escape and use some creativity for a change, and Minecraft sure delivers. Sales of the game prove audiences crave something different.

Since the release of the pocket edition of Minecraft on iOS and Android, it has been downloaded 1.8 million times from the app stores, this indie hit sure gives Angry Birds a run for it's money.

The Xbox Live Arcade version of the title has been downloaded approximately 1.6 million times, and an estimated 6 million times on PC, making the game a viral sensation. With the pocket edition on a fast rise, the game will be guaranteed to stick around awhile and grow. The mobile version will also receive updates expanding the Minecraft world on the go.

Get your mobile version of Minecraft pocket edition today, from the App Store and Google Play for $6.99.

Minecraft pocket edition downloaded almost 2 million times - Phoenix Video Game |

Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Double Dragon: Neon to beat up consoles soon

 "Crap a Bobo, lets gang up him". Wayforward Technologies (Contra 4) and Majesco are working together to bring us an updated old favorite. Now retro game fans can re-live the fight with Double Dragon: Neon.

Return to the mean streets as the famous beat-em-up duo the Lee brothers. Play as Billy and Jimmy as they fight through the levels of the street criminal underground to save Marian. Marian was abducted by the villain Skullmageddon (Great Name), and just like most 80s games, that's all it takes to get just two guys ticked off enough to take down your entire criminal organization. Now Billy and Jimmy must battle some of the baddest thugs to get back their shared love interest.
The game is a blend of 3D graffics in a 2D side-scrolling format and game-play. Just like previous Double Dragon games, the play will use martial arts and weapon-based combat to take down enemies. Players will able to use combo attacks and co-op attacks like jump attacks and holding enemies for your partner. Old favorites have made a comeback too, for example: the spinning kick move, throws, knee to the face and flying knee.

Players will also get pick up weapons to use, both ranged and melee. Weapons include, knives, swords, whips, baseball, throwing knives, grenades, chains and much more.  It has everything the classic had, plus new ways to street beat down a thug.

The theme of Double Dragon: Neon will feel like an 80's street crime genre with dark alleys, warehouses, mean ghetto streets and neon lighting. The environment is just the finishing touch to the tongue and cheek parody of the retro world.

Double Dragon: Neon is Developed by WayForward Technologies and Published by Majesco for download on PS3 and Xbox Live Arcade. The Double Dragon series are all side scroller beat-em-up fighting games, and Neon is no exception. It will be available to purchase and download Jul 31, 2012.

Prepare to re-live an old classic in a new way, strap up your gloves for Double Dragon: Neon.

Double Dragon: Neon to beat up consoles soon - Phoenix Video Game |

Wednesday, May 9, 2012

Illustrated Laughing Squares


Alex Webb Show

Ok before anything, These videos are just a joke. I feel it is obvious that these aren't meant to be taken seriously. However I had these up on another site, and for some reason they thought there was some sort of meaning behind them. I literally had people message me and say things like, " You don't know what your talking about, the imagination is safe" and "I was unaware that my child's imagination was so much of a threat." I was even called an asshole and a jerk. lol, It's just a funny thing I did, so I don't get it. Please just enjoy it, and know this OBVIOUSLY isn't REAL!!!! 

Alex Webb discusses "The Nothing" with guest Douglas Neil. It is all around you, so watch over your shoulder.

About Video: Alex Webb has guest Doug Neil on to talk about the harms of the imagination, and how it ties in with the Nothing (from a previous episode).

Monday, May 7, 2012

Call of Duty: Black Ops II shows the future of war

 It's time to get ready for the next Black Ops and fans couldn't be more happy. This time the series is making a leap into the future to give us a glimpse of the wars fought tomorrow.

The sequel to the blockbuster hit Call of Duty: Black Ops is on it's way just in time for Christmas. Call of Duty: Black Ops II is the upcoming first-person shooter set in a near futuristic warfare type setting, which is a bit different from Black Ops cold war setting. But this time there's a new cold war between the US and China, and no one wants to see this happen more, then the fans.

The game begins sometime during the 80s in the Cold War era (Setting during Black Ops), and sets up the storyline of a chain of events that lock the United States and China in war. The game quickly progresses to the year 2025, Raul Menendez (primary antagonist), provokes a war between China and the USA after a cyber-attack shuts down the Chinese Stock Exchange. This leads to China banning the export of rare elements and goods to the United States. Now it's up to protagonists (The Player), Alex Mason and son David Mason to fight between two different eras in time to bring down Menendez.

The game will play much like other games in the Call of Duty series, and it will have single player, co-op and multiplayer modes. The warfare is in a futuristic setting including unmanned assault vehicles, ground robots, remote attacks and other future warfare technology. Black Ops II will be the first game in the series to feature branching storylines, certain actions by the player effect the outcome of both the missions and the over all story, giving the game even more replay value which is always a plus.

Call of Duty: Black Ops II is the ninth game in the Call of Duty franchise and is expected to hit retail in November of this year, developed by Treyarch and published by Activision. It will be available for PlayStation 3, Xbox 360 and the PC. Prepare to gear up and fight the future of war in Call of Duty: Black Ops II.

Of course the Zombie Mode will be returning and lots of new features can be expected, aim for the head.

Call of Duty: Black Ops II shows the future of war - Phoenix Video Game |

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Man sues hospital for circumcision

 Sioux Falls, South Dakota- An inmate at the South Dakota State Penitentiary is suing the hospital that performed a circumcision on him 28 years ago.

Some claim that being uncircumcised benefits males with more enjoyable sex, and helps makes men feel their penis is larger, But their are health and hygiene issues associated with uncircumcised males. It was information like this that one Sioux Falls inmate was researching when he decided to sue a hospital for damages.

28-year-old inmate Dean Cochrun is suing Sanford Hospital (previously known as Sioux Valley Hospital), for performing a circumcision on him shorty after he was born. He filed a complaint Friday in federal court stating that he was recently made aware of the fact that he had been circumcised. He added that the procedure has left him feeling inadequate and unable to fully enjoy sex.

Sanford Hospital officials responded to the complaint in writing, saying that the circumcision would not have been performed without Cochrun's parent's consent. Cochrun's law suit asks Sanford Hospital for punitive damages and a $1,000 compensation for the unwanted circumcision.

Man sues hospital for circumcision - Phoenix Cannabis Culture |

Wednesday, April 18, 2012

Max Payne mobile coming soon

Time to relive the bullet time action of Max Payne on the go with new app by Rockstar.

Rockstar Games announced the release of the mobile version of the popular hit game, Max Payne. The game has been configured for mobile devices with a new customized control system and an optional auto aim. Players can relive their favorite "Bullet Time" moments from the Playstation 2 classic.

The games graphics have been optimized with HD graphics and will look and feel just like the Playstation 2 release of the game. Max Payne mobile will also feature social aspects using it's "Social Club " platform.

Max Payne mobile is available now for the iPhone 3GS, iPhone 4, iPhone 4S, iPod touch 4, iPad 1, iPad 2 and the new iPad for $2.99 at the App Store. It will also be available for Android April 26th.
Make sure to get Max Payne 3 on May 15.

Max Payne mobile coming soon - Phoenix Video Game |

Man forces woman to read Bible at gunpoint

Rowan County police say a young man held a shotgun to the head of a woman and made her read scriptures from the Bible, The Salisbury Post reports.

20-year-old Jonathan Alan Morton held 19-year-old Elizabeth Nichols against her will inside his bedroom Sunday night for a bizarre Bible study session. He pressed a double-barreled shotgun to the back of Nichols' head forcing her to read her favorite scripture. Morton also threatened her by sticking a screwdriver against her throat and quoting Jesus.

Eventually Nichols escaped and called 911, she was taken to a hospital (simply routine, she had no injuries).

Jonathan Alan Morton was taken into custody shortly after midnight Sunday, he was arrested as he walked in a ditch near his home, he is currently held on a $35,500 bond.

Alex Webb

Monday, April 9, 2012

Decapitated snake bites man, hospitalized

There are 100's of different poisonous snakes in the United States, and every year thousands are hospitalized due to snake bites. But those hospitalized are normally bitten by live fully in-tacked snakes, but one Alabama man is poisoned by a severed head.

41-year-old James McMahon is a homeless man in Mobile, dealing with stray snakes is a normal part of everyday life in the homeless encampment were he lives. A cottonmouth snake had made its way into the encampment from a near by creek, the residents cut the snakes head off to avoid falling victim to the predators deadly bite.

But not everyone knew to take it as serious, and that snake heads can live longer when removed from their body.

McMahon then began to playing with the severed head of the cottonmouth, when he put his finger into the snakes mouth it triggered a reflex, and that's when the not completely dead snake head bit down on his finger.

EMTs were called immediately, but McMahon was scared and hid from them refusing to come out until they left. But once McMahon began to show the effects of the venom paramedics returned to take him to the emergency room.

He was treated at the University of Southern Alabama Medical Center and is expected to make a full recovery. He was later released and able to return to the encampment. The Snake wasn't so lucky, he died on scene. 

Alex Webb

Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Batman escapes traffic ticket

The streets of Rockville Maryland were quite, shadowed and foreboding, but under the watch of a caped crusader who was on duty to keep the city safe of crime. But on this night, the Dark Knight was guilty of a crime himself, and that triggered police to pull him over.

Rockville Police pulled over a black Lamborghini over the weekend with the Batman logo on it. The license plate also sported the popular super hero logo, and that plate is what lead to the traffic stop. The Batman logo plate wasn't an approved license plate in the state.

When police approached the driver, they were surprised to see that the driver, Lenny B. Robinson, was dressed head to toe as the Dark Knight. He was complete with mask, cape, utility belt and gloves.

Robinson was very understanding and cooperative, so police just let him off with a warning when he was able to show them the proper plate, but it did come at a price, the officers posed with him and his car for some novelty pictures and Batman was more then happy to do it.

Lenny B. Robinson dresses as Batman to visit sick children at hospitals. His vehicle is part of the service he provides to children for smiles and the fun of imagination.

Alex Webb

Sunday, April 1, 2012

Man cuts off own hand with knife

Apparently one Southern California man felt one hand was more then enough and took matters in his other hand. Investigators say an Adelanto man (whose name is being withheld) cut his own hand completely off with a kitchen knife, deliberately.

San Bernardino County sheriff's deputies respond to a 911 call about a man loosing lots of blood last Wednesday afternoon. They discover a victim with a freshly severed hand, and the man was loosing a lot of blood. He was taken immediately to Loma Linda University Medical Center.

Investigators were shocked to discover that the man deliberately cut off his own hand, but no one knows exactly why. It is unknown if he was using drugs or if he suffered from a mental condition as of yet, all is known is the man wounded himself.

There has been no word about the man's condition, or if it was possible to reattach the severed hand.

Alex Webb

Monday, March 26, 2012

Star Wars: Battlefront III rumored to be in development

Since the blockbuster hit Star Wars: Battlefront II, fans have been craving a Battlefront III to further fight through their favorite battles from the Star Wars films. But with no announcements and the years since Battlefront II, Star Wars fans have given up on anticipating another game, however new hints from developers suggest that a new Battlefront could be in our future.

The rumors among fans of the Star Wars universe spread like wildfire about the development Star Wars: Battlefront III since the release of the second game, but no official announcement was ever made. However over the past couple of years, rumors from official sources have resurfaced suggesting that the game is indeed in development and this installment of the series will be huge.

Information received by Kotaku from former LucasArts employees stated back 2006 says, yes Battlefront III is in fact in the creation process (at that time). The game was under development by Free Radical Design for current gen systems and the game is said to be massive. One of the new features rumored is the ability for players to enter space crafts during ground battles and fly through atmosphere to then engage in space battles. Much like Battlefront II players would be able to dock enemy ships and sabotage them, but unlike Battlefront II, players won't be limited in exploration of the enemy vessels.

Footage of the game-play for Battlefront III was leaked to IGN from a former Free Radical Design developer, but LucasArts demanded its removal almost as fast as it went up. Then fans lost hope after the PSP release of Star Wars Battlefront: Elite Squadron, making fans fear that Rebellion Developments bought out the title and turned it into a hand held rip of Star Wars: Battlefront II, but that might not be the case.

Official copyrights and licenses filed by Free Radical Design has staked a claim the title Star Wars: Battlefront III, and GameSpy and Steam have even set up lobbies for the title. But it is unsure on whether Free Radical will continue the development or if it was sold to Spark Unlimited as their next project. Either way there has been no official word on if the game is actually in development, but fans sure are asking for it.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Silent Hill: Book of Memories reinvents survival horror

Silent Hill: Book of Memories is an upcoming multiplayer survival horror game. The new installment to the Silent Hill series and it's taking a unique approach to premise and storyline.

Book of Memories begins with the player receiving a mysterious book (The Book of Memories), but the book isn't just any book, it's the story of your (the player's) life. The book is detailed with everything you have done, choices, people you've met, conflicts, everything that has ever happened to you. But then you discover the ability to alter your past by changing what is written.

This leads to the player being pulled into other-worlds to face nightmares hidden in their past. Players will have to navigate through dark hellish environments and face creatures from the world of Silent Hill. The character will solve puzzles, encounter enemies and bosses, obtain special items and collect different weapons to help unlock the mystery of your past.

The game will be a top view action style survival horror, which is focused more on multiplayer co-operative game-play. Fans will have run ins with past characters and creatures from past Silent Hill games such as, nurses, demon children and Pyramid Head.

Like other titles in the series, players must ration their ammo and health wisely to survive the terror. You will also be able to customize your character and choose your own paths. No word yet on whether there are different ending or not like in previous installments, but players will have some control over storyline progression.

Fans online are already flooding forums discussing the upcoming title, and so far fans aren't very pleased the announcement. Some have started calling the game Silent Hill: Farmville, and stating that the game will be as much of a disappointment as Shattered Memories. But developers claim fans will be pleased and will enjoy this new way of exploring the town of Silent Hill. Fan's however are still skeptical and are asking, "What's next, Silent Hill Racing?"

Silent Hill: Book of Memories will be exclusively for the PlayStation Vita, and due out on retail sometime in 2012. Time to rediscover the nightmares of Silent Hill.

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

Assassin's Creed III, making American history

Now that Ezio's adventure is over, Ubisoft plans to move on with their epic story Assassin's Creed by bringing fans to the American Revolution.

Assassin's Creed III features a new setting during one of the most important times in US history. The game is set mainly in the early years of the United States during our American Revolution. The game will have a new protagonist known as Connor (aka Ratohnhaké), who fights for his own reasons to achieve a more personal goal. But Connor is not without honor, his quest and independence is a symbol of freedom against it's oppressors.

Not much is known about the game as of yet, but developers are saying it will the largest and most diverse installment of the series. Much like other titles, players will be able to navigate around a large open world map that is fully equipped with shops, banks, tunnels, secrets, mini games and side missions. The developing team has spent more time offering more diverse and interactive mini-games and side missions to give players a less repetitive experience when roaming outside of story line missions.

Conner will have a larger array of abilities compared to his predecessors Altaïr and Ezio Auditore, he will have new combo moves, and the ability to preform more offensive/defensive maneuvers. Conner will also have a larger variety of finishing moves that will scare off some of his other foes. Some rumors circling around forums suggest that Conner will be able to climb trees and stalk from the tree tops, teasers for the game suggest that this is true, however there has been no official word.

Assassin's Creed III is the fifth installment to the series, and has been in development since the release of Assassin's Creed II. The game is being developed by a senior development team at Ubisoft and will also be published by Ubisoft. Assassin's Creed III will be a sandbox action-adventure game for Playstation 3, Xbox 360, Wii U and PC. It's due to hit retail in October, and there has been no mention of multiplayer modes or beta testing as of yet.

Prepare to unleash your inner Assassin and sharpen your blades yet again this fall.

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Sunday, February 26, 2012

Cleverly Stupid

Ok before anything, This video is just a joke. I feel it is obvious that this isn't meant to be taken seriously. However I had this up on another site, and for some reason they thought there was some sort of meaning behind it. i literally had people message me and say things like, " You don't know what your talking about, the imagination is safe" and "I was unaware that my child's imagination was so much of a threat." I was even called an asshole and a jerk. lol, It's just a funny thing I did, so I don't get it. Please just enjoy it, and know this OBVIOUSLY isn't REAL!!!!

Deceptive Studioz

Friday, February 24, 2012

Get Real!

Honestly I'm sick of everyone feeling that they need to "prepare for Zombies, because if your prepared for zombies your prepared for anything" BULLSHIT! zombies can't be a treat cause our bones and movement rely on our muscles... Zombies are dead... It's dead decaying flesh that stiffens (dying muscle). So a real zombie invasion would dead moaners on the ground that can't move, I'm not afraid of that, and we would have it under control in like an hour or so and that's only if we stopped to take pictures. Some might say, "Well what if it was a virus that gave them strength" Well then that's living organisms so they're not fucking zombies idiots. If you really want to be prepared, then be prepare for a mother fucken Alien Invasion, Now your prepared for anything. then we will have something to talk about fags!

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Assault suspect claims he's half-orangutan

Did Florida police stumble on evidence of a government hybrid that worked for the CIA? More then likely not, but one man arrested for assault last week claims exactly that. But that's the only amazing links this man has, he may also be the brother of Elvis, or so he claims.

Miami New Times reported that Florida police arrested Mark Loescher for assault after a report was called in claiming he was threatening a women with a gun near a bank in Naples. But this wasn't your regular assault suspect, he was the director of the CIA, well, as claimed by him. However this wasn't the most interesting part of his story.

Loescher told Florida police that he was the brother of Elvis Presley and he was half orangutan, a subject of a super human project. He claimed he was pressed for time because he had to get to a "Fusion Center" as soon as possible to check on his monkey blood. Apparently when your an orangutan/human Hybrid, you must keep close track of your monkey blood levels, but being Elvis's brother is just a cool little perk.

Mark Loescher also claimed to be a close friend of President Bush which he also shares an attorney with, which makes some question, is President Bush a fellow monkey hybrid? It's probably safe to say Loescher is 15 cans short of 6 pack, or Florida's worst lair.

Police found a gun and ammo in Loescher's vehicle, but no CIA identification, directions to the Fusion Center or the business card of Presidents Bushes attorney. Mark Loescher was taken to the Naples Jail Center and was booked on charges of aggravated assault with a weapon. He has still not been able to check his monkey blood levels.