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Saturday, September 19, 2015

Star Wars Episode VII: 2015 Humor

Serving the Empire TNG: The Plug (Star Wars Humor)



The times are starting change and so is The Empire. In secret a new Death Star is emerging and Troopers 420 and 1313 are placed in new position during construction. 

Thursday, August 20, 2015

Let's Go Vote






 Hey ya know what? Big fat middle finger and FUCK YOU Hillary, Big fat middle finger and FUCK YOU Trump,... in fact the finger isn't good enough, I'm emailing them both a gif of junk wagging back and forth with the caption, "NO! And Fuck Ya Buddy". You mean to tell me I have the choice to choose between these two assholes. I saw em both on TV talkin about WHATEVER they FEEL is politics, i was thinking, Fuck! They not only sound like their coughing the same garbage, but look a like too. At first I thought this election was between Leather Face and Corey from Slipknot. All these supposed topics and non issues being tossed around is like being forced feed for 30 years plates of ripped up butt-holes for breakfast, and big ol' bowls of dicks for dinner. This is a choice!? What happened to the choice to check the box that says "No fucken way, roll again"? Or the check box that reads, "Check here to rid the parasite Washington from your country, burn down what remains and let rise from the ashes a new restored America with actual opportunities, civilian ran and represented with term limits, laws that are conditioned by the people and not the other way around and true freedom for all which means you have to deal with some things you may not like or approve of, but everyone has to tolerate your ass too. So stand up and say, "Hey! that guy's pretty weird, but are we having fucken fun or what" Goddamn Freedom!!!!.......... I'm voting for the fucken Hamburger Helper Hand....

Monday, June 29, 2015

I don't give a FUCK!

Wow, Okay. Because of some points I made in a few groups now everyone thinks I'm "Anti-Gay" which is further from the truth. I just don't see gay marriage as a win for gays, infact I don't really think it was a win for straights either. And at the end of it all, I don't think anyone "Really" cares or shouldn't considering the other more pressing problems that effect us all equally. So no I'm not putting rainbows over my picture because I honestly don't give a shit, I'm not gay, I have other more important things to worry about over anyones sexuality and I don't know why anyone can't just be who they are without a goddamn Bill Board about it. Whether your putting a dick in Chick or a Dude does not concern me, what concerns me is: Are ya keepin it real, will you hold a door if my arms are full and can you watch my back when playing Call of Duty. So how does this make me Anti-Gay and what's wrong with not giving a fuck!? I mean seriously, do any of you fuckholes really have concern on where I put my dick?

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

The truth is out there

Made a guy extremely uncomfortable during a conversation. We were talking about UFOs and the possibility of Alien life. He was convinced that we were just cattle for aliens and he feared that we would soon be mass harvested, (didn't say the guy seemed credible, just BSin) when it came down to him saying, "Well you understand, your human." then I replied, "Well, you are what you eat right?" and smiled. He suddenly had a bus to catch and I could go back to listening to my music.